{"product_id":"lord-neptune-vibrating-silicone-grinder","title":"Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHands-free fun your pillow has been missing.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdjustable Strap-Mount Tentacle Base:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft neoprene tentacle base wraps any surface inside a 12-inch to 52-inch range, turning your pillow, thigh, or favorite chair into a comfy hands-free anchor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSensation-Forward Silicone Shaft:\u003c\/b\u003e The 5.3-inch silicone shaft features playful sea-god ridges and gentle raised bumps across the surface, adding extra texture without crossing into intense territory.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMulti-Pattern Vibration to Explore:\u003c\/b\u003e Drop the bullet in and explore 3 vibration speeds with 7 patterns, from a soft hum to a richer pulse until you reach climax zone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWireless Remote:\u003c\/b\u003e A pocket-friendly wireless remote keeps pattern-switching simple, so your hands can stay focused on pleasuring yourself or your partner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBath and Shower Approved:\u003c\/b\u003e Submersible phthalate-free silicone means you can take Lord Neptune into the bath, the shower, or anywhere a little water makes things better.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSolo or Partner Friendly:\u003c\/b\u003e Wrap the tentacle base around a pillow for solo riding, your thigh for partner play, or the bedpost for an extended hands-free session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Lord Neptune, the sea-god grinder bringing playful tentacle texture and gentle vibration to your nightstand. Wrap the tentacle base anywhere inside its 12-to-52-inch range, find your favorite angle, and the rest happens hands-free.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe 5.3-inch silicone shaft carries deep-sea ridges and raised bumps that add pleasurable climatic sensations across every stroke. Inside the base, a drop-in vibrating bullet cycles 3 speeds and 7 patterns from soft hum to a controllable intense pulse, all controlled wirelessly from the included remote.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd Lord Neptune to your me-time toolkit for hands-free pleasure that meets you wherever you are. Body-Safe phthalate-free silicone and water-friendly for bath, shower, or quiet bedroom sessions. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSKU:\u003c\/b\u003e AH828 | \u003cb\u003eBrand:\u003c\/b\u003e Creature Cocks | \u003cb\u003eColor:\u003c\/b\u003e Blue | \u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Silicone, Neoprene, ABS Plastic | \u003cb\u003eOverall Length:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.2\" (15.7 cm) | \u003cb\u003eOverall Width:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.1\" (7.9 cm) | \u003cb\u003eOverall Depth:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.9\" (9.9 cm) | \u003cb\u003eInsertable Length:\u003c\/b\u003e 5.3\" (13.5 cm) | \u003cb\u003eWidest Insertable Diameter:\u003c\/b\u003e 2\" (5.1 cm) | \u003cb\u003eStrap Adjustment:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\" to 52\" (30.5 to 132.1 cm) circumference | \u003cb\u003eVibration:\u003c\/b\u003e 3 speeds, 7 patterns | \u003cb\u003eRemote:\u003c\/b\u003e Wireless | \u003cb\u003eSubmersible:\u003c\/b\u003e Yes | \u003cb\u003eRecommended Lube:\u003c\/b\u003e Water-based \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Use with water-based lubricant. Wash with warm water and toy cleaner after each use. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry location, away from direct sunlight and separated from other toys. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*Includes a USB charging cable. Wireless remote requires 1 AAA battery (not included).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Creature Cocks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46052244750522,"sku":"AH828","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0257\/2510\/8320\/files\/AH828_retail-MAINv2.jpg?v=1782419896","url":"https:\/\/www.healthyandactive.com\/products\/lord-neptune-vibrating-silicone-grinder","provider":"Healthy \u0026 Active","version":"1.0","type":"link"}