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Majestic Merman Silicone Dildo
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Your MerKing Awaits
It's time to explore the depths of your pleasure with this Majestic Merman! This rainbow colored dong stands out among your other toys and gear! The S-shaped curve of the shaft helps it hit all the right spots. As it is penetrating you thoroughly with over 10 inches of length, the range of textures include bumps, grooves, ridges, swirls, curves and nubs that stimulate you even more! It has a wide flanged base with a strong suction-cup so you can enjoy hands-free rides or use it as a strapon! Made out of premium silicone, it is silky smooth, firm yet flexible, and phthalate-free. Use this body-safe toy with water-based lubricants for best results. It's perfect for kinky cosplay, fantasy roleplay or simply spicing up your toy collection! After play, wash it with warm water and mild soap, then rinse and spray with a toy cleaner. Store in a cool place out of direct sunlight.You were never going to be satisfied with normal. Dating kept disappointing you and one night stands still left so much to be desired. Boredom wasn't something you could be content with, so you turned your energy towards something else; exploring the forgotten mysteries of the deep sea. The creatures under the water were beautiful, magnificent, and held so much more than empty conversation. You had no idea this trip was going to take you beyond your wildest dreams. It happened at 3 AM in the morning. A storm hit and your ship capsized. You managed to climb aboard one of the only remaining lifeboats but were left all alone. During the day you'd hide from the sun and at night you would shiver and look for fish that you might be able to eat. Exhausted and with a spear in your hand you fell into the water trying to catch a tuna on your third day. As you fell into the water you wondered, "Is it worth trying to swim? What if I just kept sinking?" That's when you saw them; the most beautiful pair of glowing eyes. It was captivating! It distracted you so much you almost forgot that you hadn't been breathing for a while. Your body convulsed, begging for air, and suddenly all your survival instincts kicked into gear! You thrashed in the water trying to get up but you just… couldn't… make it… But then you feel two hands on your body grabbing you and suddenly his lips are on yours, breathing life into you! Your body rocks into his, holding on for dear life, and as you regain your senses you see the most beautiful, dazzling, iridescent rainbow Merman! His very touch is giving you life and with each kiss he keeps you breathing. You find a rhythm and the rhythm intoxicates you. He tears the remainder of your days old clothing off and you are naked, tumbling through the water with him, kissing and holding on to each other's flesh, feverish with desire. His massive rod pops free from his scaly torso and you see this long, curved, beautiful shaft. You look him in the eyes as if asking permission, slide one hand onto it to stroke it. His eyes half-close in pleasure. You guide it inside and you gasp! Before you lose too much breath he kisses you again, breathing into you as he exhales, pumping into you as you rock your hips onto his! In this moment you know that you can never have normal again.
Key Features
Majestic Merman Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:Materials: Silicone
Color: Rainbow
Note: Do not use with silicone lubricants.
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